They’re getting less shy about it, too. After their triumph of electing the antichrist to high office, they must just feel invincible. Not only does the Bush administration clearly hate everyone who is less rich than itself or its cronies, but presumably when the rest of us just lie down and DIE, he will bring about the rapture and all the jesusfish-affixing folks will be sucked up to heaven. Man, I can’t wait. I’m already sitting around through the destruction of the world. I’d LOVE to finish it without them.

So this week, I was nearly killed by several folks in cars that either had jesusfish on them, or were plastered with dozens of christianazi bumper stickers. I don’t know if these people are just high on Jesus and not paying attention, or if they have simply dropped the sham that they are not trying to kill infidels.

Seriously, dude in the jesusfish seafoam-green minivan, do you really think Your Savior wants you to cut off people in traffic without looking? Are you so unafraid to die, so hoping for your heavenly reward that you think you are doing me a favor by taking me with you? Lady in the white sh*tbox compact with the zillions of bumper stickers proslityzing about how pleased you are about the church’s wholesale kidnapping of any rationality you might previously have enjoyed and the legitimacy of legislating my uterus, does Jesus honestly want you to slam on your brakes when entering a rotary? There is a whole big world around you, my dear. Look around.

Jesus, I exhort you: urge your children to take the bus. They can’t be trusted with private vehicles.