Well, folks, it’s that time of year again. In consultation with Special Birthday Edition Josh, we have come up with the following itineraries. Cheap Fun Day is cheaper and funner than ever, due in part to many of the former staples of Cheap Fun Day no longer being particularly cheap. Josh and I were laughing so hard at one point while we were planning this that I thought I was going to drive off the road. The scavenger hunt list is particularly hilarious. Also, because Josh and I are both acquiring ages that are prime numbers, many prime number themes will be popping up.

CHEAP FUN DAY Saturday, March 8 - Pancakes, gas can mimosas and stairway golf / whale & dolphin harpooning / manatee or seal clubbing at Josh’s - Miniature golf (Adventure Golf is due to reopen for the season on the 8th! If too crowded or whatever, Boondocks instead) - Lunch at Patrick Carroll’s - Bowling at Elitch Lanes - Digital photo scavenger hunt - Backyard ballistics shopping at Wal-Mart - Backyard ballistics (Cincinnati fire kites, papermatch rockets, tennis ball mortars, etc.) - Raffle to dye Josh’s hair - Other weird contests, such as pirate leg, milkchugging, pepper snorting, and a possible water balloon fight

DAY OF Sunday, March 9 - Breakfast at Hamlin’s - Botanic Gardens - Lunch at Pints - Walking it off in the art museum - Zoo - Dinner at Le Central - Post-dinner activity to be determined later (IMAX, the ballet, etc.)

MOVIE DAY Saturday, March 15 Theme: mob movies In all likelihood accompanied by spaghetti