This is by no means a complete list, but…
The average rainfall in any geographical location anywhere.
Any of the names of any current world leaders I didn’t already know.
When the last verified sighting of a living thylocene was.
Who actually is afraid of Virginia Woolf.
What cat livers taste like.
Where the hell Bruce Jenner got that terrible, terrible haircut all those years ago, and whether he ever got it fixed.
The second fourteen digits of Pi.
Why Phillip eats cold ravioli out of a can.
Who won any World Series or any Oscars that I don’t specifically remember seeing.
Why anybody watches American Idol, ever.
So don’t tell me! This is going great.